C                                                               F  
Well the women are cryin' and the kids are dyin' and the men are runnin' away
G                                                                                            C
Somethin' weird has happened and the devil he's a-laughin' and the church don't know what to say
                                                                             F
Now the recently deceased have been openin' their eyes, but I know it's been prophesied
                                             C                              G                    C
Through the comics I've been readin' and the movies I've been seein', so it comes to me as no surprise
            F              C
And I don't care, I didn't warn the human race
          F                G
It's only fair, oh that we take our place

[Chorus]
                C          G          Am             F
'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a shit,
    C                      G                     C  G 
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
     C              G       Am                F
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
        C                  G                 C   G
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see

[Verse 2]
    C                                                                                       F
Now reporters are talkin', and the zombies are a-walkin', and the government's been fallin' apart
     G                                                                               C
So I think I better go, 'cause these puppies ain't slow, even though they ain't very smart
                                                                                          F
If you notice more than five and you wanna stay alive then you probably should be running away
                                          C                          G                       C
I saw them tear my wife in two, there was nothing I could do, but it happened just the other day
  F                          C
I didn't care, 'cause it was time for her to go
          F                   G
It's only fair, and now she's better off, I know

[Chorus]
                C          G          Am             F
'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a shit,
    C                      G                     C  G 
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
     C              G       Am                F
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
        C                   G                 C   G
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see 

[Harmonica] 
C G F C G C G

[Verse 3]
        C                                                                            F
Now I'm sittin' on my house, I'm as quiet as a mouse, but they still keep gatherin' 'round
     G                                                                        C
So I made myself a deal, they're gonna get a meal, when I throw myself to the ground.
                                                                                   F
As they're waitin' down there, I'm gonna drink my last beer, God forgive me for my sin...
                               C                   G                C
I'm hopin' I will be dead if I land on my head, if not I'll be born again
            F                    C
And I won't care, cause now it's time for me to go
          F                 G
It's only fair, and now I'm better off, I know

[Chorus]
                C           G           Am             F
'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a shit,
  C                     G                         C  G 
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
      C              G       Am                F
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
         C                   G                 C
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see 

[Bridge]
EVERYBODY!
                C          G          Am             F
'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a shit,
    C                      G                     C  G 
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
     C              G       Am                F
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
        C                   G                 C  G
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see 

[Outro]
        C                   G       Am        F
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see 
        C                   G                 C  G
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see