Fought my share of ninjas in Japan,
I'll tell you how I got my atomic tan,
I'm full of nitro glycerine,
I was a human bomb for the F.B.I.
(Don't shake me up! Don't shake me up!)

I'm sellin' shrunken human heads,
Settle down and listen how I fared,
When I saved the world from the living dead,
I was a human bomb for the F.B.I.
(Don't shake me up! Don't shake me up!)

I gotta whole lotta liberty.
Whole lotta liberty, whole lotta liberty!

(Human bomb! Go!)

This human bomb is gonna blow.

I waded through the sewers of New York,
Seen my best friend lyin' in a morgue,
Proud to say I hunted man for sport,
I was a human bomb for the F.B.I.
(Don't shake me up! Don't shake me up!)

I'm riding the crest of a new ideal,
What I can't afford I steal,
Still got the police on my tail,
I was a human bomb for the F.B.I.
(Don't shake me up! Don't shake me up!)

Don't shake me up!