C F C C
Am F C G
F G E Am G
F G C

[Verse 1]
C          F       C
Morons are sinking this ship
             Am            F                 C                  G
We're on the way to being dead cuz there's a drop off straight ahead
   F               G                  E              Am G
We sailed out unprepared, now they expect us all to float
      F          G             C
These morons are crashing this boat

    C          F             C
And idiots are breeding like flies
      Am                      F              C                  G
These kids can't cross their "t's" and don't care to dot their "i's"
F             G                      E             Am G
Stupid people think that they should populate the Earth
       F         G             C
Well I hope they all have stillbirths

[Solo]
C F C C
Am F C G
F G E Am G
F G C

[Verse 2]
    C            F            C
And assholes are running this world
     Am              F                   C              G
They herd us up like sheep while writing laws for us to keep
             F           G                     E         Am G
There's more idiots than assholes, but they'll never overcome
    F           G           C
Cuz idiots, are too fucking dumb


[Bridge]
    G                   F                     C
And which word best describes you if you look deep into your soul
Am         F         C
Maybe your just like me
  G         F         C
A moron, an idiot, or an asshole
Am          F           C
Maybe you encompass all three
               G                    F            C
But what's the difference between a moron and an idiot?
           Am                F               C
There's no difference, we're pretty much the same
    G                   F         C      E   Am  G
But that should make it easier to define yourself
     F               G                C
Your probably just a dickhead with no brain

[Verse 3]
          C          F                C
And we're morons and idiots and we're assholes
           Am              F               C    G
We've been fucking up this world since day 1
    F                G                 E                 Am  G
The assholes call it progress, and the idiots just don't care
        F          G           C
And the morons are just having fun
      F                   G
As we sink this shit down in the sea
     E            Am G
Well it's OK with me
   F             G          C   E
As long as we're all having fun
   F             G          C   E
As long as we're all having fun
   F             G          C
As long as we're all having fun

[Outro]
C F C C
Am F C G
F G E Am G
F G C