E
I stepped outta the bar and into the street
                           B
And there she was standin' there

A sexy momma lookin' so petite
                            E
With red lips and jet black hair

E
I said, "I'm lonely tonight
                                           A
So you're comin' with me. Oh, honey, lucky you!"
                                          E
She said, "You're kinda short, but you'll have to do
       B                      E
'Cause tonight I'm lookin' to screw!"

[Chorus]
          B
I found a sucker
                    E
A girl who likes to play
                    B
I'll pretend that I love her
           E
Until I go away

           A
I'll stick around and bang
          E
Until the next best thing
          B
I found a sucker
               E*
Who'll have my way

[Verse 2]
E
We got back to my room

Not foreseeing my doom
                      B
And I took off all my clothes

She wasn't messin' around

We were goin' to town
                         E
As I pulled down my pantyhose

E
Then she opened her mouth

She was goin' south
                   A
Blood rushed to my head
                     E
Sexy sleaze, she was aimin' to please
      B                    E
And I bet she'd be good in bed

[Chorus]
          B
I found a sucker
                     E
'Cause she likes the meat
                    B
You all know a good hummer
              E
Just can't be beat

               A
She sure knows how to blow
             E
She takes it nice and slow
              B
That girl's a sucker
             E
Ain't that a treat

[Bridge]
B
And it sounds like this!
E                                B
Na na na, na na na, na na na na na
                                E
Na na na, na na na, na na na na na
                                A
Na na na, na na na, na na na na na
           E          B     E    B
Na na na, na na na, na na na na na

[Verse 3]
E
So we're havin' our fun

And she's gettin' it done
                           B
And it's feelin' like ecstasy

She says, "Open your eyes

I got a surprise"
                         E
And it happened so suddenly

E
She lifted up to my chin

And she gave me a grin
                            A
When I noticed these little fangs

She stuck 'em in my vein
           E
I couldn't bear the pain
         B          E
She went and ruined everything

[Chorus]
              B
That girl's a sucker
               E
I couldn't get away
              B
I tried to convince her
              E
I tried to in vain

            A
I'm still a human being
             E
You can't do this to me
            B
But she's a blood sucker
            E
And I'm her prey

[Outro]
A B E A B

E      A         E                 B
I think vampires aren't real, they don't exist
E          A           B
I'm locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss
E      A         E                 B
I think vampires aren't real, they don't exist
E
I'm locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss

            A      E   B
And I'm the sucker now
E       A      E
I'm the sucker now
        A      E   B
I'm the sucker now
E       A      E
I'm the sucker now
        A      E   B
I'm the sucker now
E       A      E
I'm the sucker now
        A      E   B
I'm the sucker now
E       A      E
I'm the sucker now
        A      E
I'm the sucker now
B
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
E
SHUT UP!