G
I drink my coffee black
D
I eat my chocolate dark
C
And I throw up a little bit when I see couples in the park
G
Saying "I love you babe"
D
She's hopping on his back
C
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't love like that


[Verse 2]
G
I'm drinking day old wine
D
I spend my nights alone
C
And all these guys are asking

If my friends are single and if so
G
If I can hook them up
D
If I'll be their wingman
C
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't understand


[Chorus]
G           D
Why bitter ain't sweet
         C
Why it's better to be
                       G
Settle in and settling down
                       D
Cashing in and selling out
                    C              G
Why did everybody get so soft now?

             Em
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
D
I think I'm the last one standing

G


[Verse 3]
G
My shirts are ovеrsized
D
I'm playing nineties grungе
C
And I might tell a guy I like him but that's only if I'm drunk
G                            D
I might take shots real fast but I take love real slow
C
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know


[Chorus]
G          D
Why bitter ain't sweet
          C
Why it's better to be
                         G
Settle in and settling down
                        D
Cashing in and selling out
                   C             D
Why did everybody get so soft now?

            Em
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
D                                G
I think I'm the last one standing


[Bridge]
G
If I say those three words
      D
Damn sure, Imma mean it
     C
If I bring a guy home
           G
It's for a damn good reason
         D
When I'm walking down the aisle
    C
No way I'll repeat it


[Chorus]
 G
Tell me why, Tell me why, Tell me why

G          D
Why bitter ain't sweet
         C
Why it's better to be
                           G
Settle in and settling down
                          D
Cashing in and selling out
                   C             G
Why did everybody get so soft now?

             Em
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
D                         C
I think I'm the last one standing

            Em
Everyone is trading hickies

For the hamptons
D                              C
Maybe I'm the last one standing